Archive for July, 2006

He’s not just angry, he’s nuts

Monday, July 31st, 2006

Mad Mel Gibson was described in Slate Magazine by Christopher Hitchens as being entirely too close to anti-Semetic when the recently intoxicated movie star refused to distance himself from his father’s assertion that the Holocaust never happened and then promptly made a film depicting the idea of Jews as the Christ-killer.

The newest dish is that there isn’t any question about Gibson’s antisemetic credentials any more.

The left coast press is abuzz with the incident investigation reports of Mad Mel’s arrest in which he flings around his weight (”I OWN Malibu”), insults a policewoman (”What are you looking at, sugar tits?”) and, most tellingly, slops around a few choice “Jew” comments, including the allegation that the Jews are the cause of all the wars since 1935.  He even wants to know if the arresting officer is a Jew (aren’t all cops Irish?).

Mel’s now issued an apology for being drunk and belligerent, and says he’s been battling alcoholism for his entire adult life and really reallly  realllllllly appreciates the police.  He didn’t apologize for any of the slurs, however.

You can get some of this stuff off Slate.com and anything else you want to know off the Hollywood dish sheet called TMZ.com.

I don’t know why it delights me to see Mel Gibson in hot water, but it does.   

Mad Mel Gibson Maxed Breathalyzer

Saturday, July 29th, 2006

Darling of the ultra right evangelicals for being the auteur of the SM version of the last hours of Christ, Mel Gibson was arrested last night in Malibu for drunk driving.

Do you think castration before being pulled apart by ponies, a la William Wallace, would be an appropriate punishment?

Deport that Aussie criminal!

 

Why bother?

Friday, July 28th, 2006

It doesn’t matter anyway.

“Dirt nap” will come and then we’ll be forgotten.

Mother Earth may soon just shake us all off like a yard dog with fleas for our ecological crimes.

The AntiChrist is rising in the mid-East and Armageddon is nigh.

The terrorists will soon have nukes.

Sooner or later, the sun will expand and burn us to a crisp.

The good you do will go to the grave with you, but the evil will live on and your enemies will remember you longer than your friends.

So, throw in the towel.

Fuhgettaboutit.

Who cares?

What the hell?

So, tonight, I’m going down to Norman and play on a giant slip’n’slide, trying to best a mythical world record.

Hope they don’t test me for doping.

Man, I don’t know what to tell you

Thursday, July 27th, 2006

This heat is getting me down.  That, and the mimosa is blooming and killing my allergies.

My money is on top of me and I’ve just realized that the last faint hope that a woman who looks like Christy Brinkley and has the mind of Madame Curie is going to sweep into the Paseo and take me away in her Bentley…well, that hope is gone.

My big nightmare of the past few years is that I’ll end up dead in a Barcalounger in a walk up flat that stinks of old grease and used kitty litter in front of a black and white TV with aluminum foil on the rabbit ears.  I’ve got the used kitty litter smell thing going already.

As my hope fades, my fears solidify.

It’s not a recipe for happy blogging.

So, ignoring my wretched past and ignominious future, I had fun last night with Oz, Deb and Gary watching “Dead Man”, a Jim Jarmusch film starring Johnny Depp.  Depp is good in everything he does and this was a strange movie, dubbed “zen western” by Oz, that had a slew of “B” celebs like Iggy Pop.

This followed a perfectly lovely meal at Iron Starr with about a dozen of us digging into ribs and assorted “urban barbecue” dishes.

It seems the big news of the day is that Kat has breasts.  Who woulda guessed?  They are there in all their glory in this week’s Gazette and Kat’s mom is over the top about it.

 There’s a new “green” sports car with an electric motor that goes 0 to 60 in 4 seconds and does it silently.  It’s $80,000 to $120,000 and very cool.  Mike H. turned me on to it.  Very Xtreme Cool.

I took on a contingency fee case in June and we were ready to try the case down in Ardmore but then, in the course of a mere 3 days, the case and the client fell apart.  Those things happen, but in my case, it meant I had a hundred hours of work in a case that produced zero money and, in fact, I had a negative $265 because I spent my own money on travel down to Ardmore, etc.  When I was doing my billing yesterday, it showed.  Just as I was writing about U.S. foreign policy below, since I put time in on that case, I wasn’t putting in time on clients/cases with hourly fees.  I don’t know how I’ll make it through the next month without going into bankruptcy.

And I am bummed.

A couple of months ago, I wrote about a political candidate, Jantz, running for the GOP nomination for State Senate in the OKC “bubble” area and about how this theocrat had campaign literature with — it seemed to me — inappropriate religious appeals to voters.

Well, sure enough, the guy won the GOP nomination and will be on the November ballot.

I wonder if someday we’ll be denied blood transfusions because the Jehovah’s Witnesses flex their political muscle.  Even good religion makes bad politics and I can’t for the life of me understand why more people don’t see this.

BTW, Ericka West is blogging again over at Karmic Ironies.  The vicissitudes of her romantic life have taken a turn that put her in front of her keyboard again, I take it.  However, RJ at Diatribe 101 is now 3 weeks behind on posting.  Bad Kitty.

i’m going to go swelter now.  Talk to y’all later.

Monday, July 24th, 2006

Me with Iman.  Check out the dark hair on Johnny boy!

I’m supposed to look evil.  Is it working for me?