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“W” has become a political Rodney Dangerfield.  He gets no respect.  I mean, one day you’re the virtual dictator of the most powerful empire on earth and you lose one lousy election out of six and they’re kickin’ dust in your face at the beach, like you’re some sissy boy.

Think I’m kiddin’?

On their way back from their Asia trip, the President stops in Hawaii.  The acting director of the White House Travel Office gets beaten senseless outside a Waikiki nightclub and his money, passport and satellite phone are stolen.

Meanwhile, the twins, Barbara and Jenna Bush, are vacationing in Buenas Aires.  Jenna’s purse and cellphone get snatched while she’s in a nightclub and the Secret Service agents don’t have a clue, didn’t see a thing.  Possibly they were worried about one of their colleagues, an agent who got clubbed and robbed on his day off while they were there for the girls’ 2 week vacation.

Nobody loves you when you’re down and out.

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Breaking News from ABCNEWS.com:

FOX CANCELS O.J. SIMPSON INTERVIEW AND WILL NOT PUBLISH HIS BOOK, CALLING IT AN ‘ILL-CONSIDERED PROJECT’

 STFU, OJ

From Our Science Editor, Dr. M. Higgonator:

A major research institute has just announced the discovery of the densest
element yet known to science. The new element has been named “Bushcronium”.

Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and
224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These
particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The
symbol for Bushcronium is “W”.

Bushcronium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact
with various other elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy
neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This characteristic of
moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed
whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical
quantity is referred to as “Critical Morass”.

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that
radiates orders of amplified energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it
has half as many peons, but twice as many morons.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

It’s the phrase of the new century.

STFU.

Here’s a big STFU for O.J. Simpson’s “If I Did It”, a “fictional” confession of how he might have killed his wife and her companion, IF he were guilty.

All together now:  “Shut the fuck up”!!!