MCARP makes reference over on 3:40 a.m. to his “Bathroom (sic) of Perfect Wisdom.”  I was going to leave a snarky comment about how he must certainly mean his grandiosely named BathROBE of Perfect Wisdom.  Then, I got to thinking and decided bathrooms are actually more likely than bathrobes to be the repository of perfect wisdom.  It’s all a bunch of crap going down the tubes, after all.  I know that the only way I’ll ever be one with the universe is when the universe needs to go to the bathroom more than it wants sex and food and money.  The humanity of that urgency is so primal as to necessitate a certain amount of wisdom.  Plus, it’s one of the few times we’re alone and allowed to contemplate the nature of the universe uninterrupted by the demands of the world outside.  Felicitous Freudian slip there, MCARP.