Monthly Archives: April 2007

I'm speechless … well, almost

You must watch this videoclip of Sen. Durbin on the U.S. Senate floor.  I’m dumbfounded.

Oh, and just by the way, not a big deal, but ANOTHER high official, this time the deputy chief of staff of the investigative unit in charge of the Abramhoff investigation, resigned in disgrace because he came under investigation for his ties to Kevin Ring, a lobbyist and legislative aide connected to, wait for it … the Abramhoff bribery scandal.  Not only are they corrupt, but they have no shame. The resignation was actually effective April 6, but wasn’t announced until Friday.  Now what has happened since April 6?  What was going on at that time?  My, could it have been the F’ING AL “FREDO” GONZALES HEARINGS????!!!!!?????

As in my last post, everytime I think I have outrage fatigue, something else happens to get my bowels in an uproar and it’s happening all over the board.  In the science agencies, in foreign policy, in the administration of justice, it comes in twos and threes a day.  Hell, I’m still boiling mad about the Katrina debacle and that’s just almost old news except that it turns out this past week that millions of dollars of foreign donated medical assistance spoiled in the heat and moisture of New Orleans because relief agencies just let it sit on the docks and then wanted to hide and cover up their ineptness.  All this comes to light because it seems that the U.S. is leaving all those donated millions from concerned citizens of the world on the table.  See, we haven’t bothered to go pick up the checks.  And, of course, it dries up as American prestige heads toward absolute zero.

Sometimes the tree of Liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants.  Jefferson, a revolutionary, knew of which he spoke.

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Blogblah rants and raves about politics

Randall Tobias, head of the Bush administration’s foreign aid programs, abruptly resigned Friday after his name surfaced in an investigation into a high-priced call-girl ring, said two people in a position to know the circumstances of his departure.

Tobias submitted his resignation a day after he was interviewed by ABC News for an upcoming program about an alleged prostitution service run by the so-called D.C. Madam.

ABC reported on its Web site late Friday that Tobias confirmed that he had called the Pamela Martin and Associates escort service to have women come to his condo and give him massages. More recently, Tobias told the network, he has been using a service with Central American women.

Tobias, 65, who is married, told ABC News there had been “no sex” during the women’s visits to his condo. His name was on a list of clients given to ABC by Deborah Jeane Palfrey, who owns the escort service and has been charged with running a prostitution ring in the nation’s capital.

Tobias held two titles: director of U.S. foreign assistance and administrator for the U.S. Agency for International Development. His rank was equivalent to deputy secretary of state.

Rice named Tobias to head the two programs in January 2006, and on Wednesday was at the White House, where President Bush praised his efforts coordinating global AIDS relief. Tobias had been the White House’s coordinator for global AIDS relief before taking the USAID post.

Before joining the administration, Tobias was a director and chairman of Eli Lilly and Co., the Indianapolis-based pharmaceutical company.

Associated Press

Blogblah!  Republicans will want to talk about Clinton and Barney Frank again.  Y’know, I have this theory that the entire GOP platform is based on repressed sexuality.  Think about it.  Welfare Cadillac was/is about black women having sex.  There’s the obvious abortion vs. abstinence debate and the equally obvious gay marriage stuff.  How Freudian do you have to be to throw in the gun issue?  This whole militaristic society led by a strongman stuff is just measuring dicks.  The nation has been saturated with the phrase “family values” since 1998 and the Monica Lewinsky pimped up impeachment and that was just GOP repressed sexuality as far as I’m concerned.  Then you start looking at the GOP leadership.  Livingston, Speaker of the House, resigns in disgrace over an affair.  Newt Gingrich was getting hum jobs DURING THE IMPEACHMENT SCANDALS from a woman with whom he was having an affair, he recently disclosed.  Guiliani openly moves his mistress into Gracie Mansion.  Mark Foley in Florida.  The list is apparently endless.  Somehow, Clinton trumps all this to the GOP.  It’s almost like the hypocricy is what makes it OK for them.  Yes, the Republicans say, our personal lives are like Ted Haggard’s, but at least we’re hypocritical about it and preach about how everyone else should lead a better life according to Leviticus.  WTF?  Somehow, the irony of a guy who is the leader of America’s AIDS international program, who insists on abstinence as the number one option and is queasy about handing out condoms and certainly won’t let anyone mention abortion is now getting happy ending massages from a prostitution ring.  I wonder if the Central American indentured sex slaves he now uses for his massages are here legally.  This guy is a deputy secretary of state!  Can you say blackmail and spycraft boys and girls?  It’s a national security issue for someone that high up at State to be caught with their pants down.  Do we really believe there’s no health club in his neighborhood who can send over a licensed masseuse?  Let me think about it.  Uhm.  NOPE!!!  You know who else is caught up in this scandal so far?  The guy who invented the military tactic now known as “shock and awe”.    A Pentagon/think tank guru.  Duh.  Aren’t you just proud as punch with W’s ability to “pick ‘em”?  Harriet Meiers and Al “Fredo” Gonzales for the Supreme Court.  Those idiots Griffith in Arkansas and Palouse in Minnesota, the replacement U.S. Attorneys for two of the eight scandal firings, already failures.   “Brownie” can never be forgiven or forgotten.  Rumsfeld.  The Regency Law School’s star student, Monica Goodling.  Paul Bremer’s entire crew of inept ideologues that snatched defeat from the jaws of victory in Baghdad.  Renzi in AZ and Doolittle in California following Bob Ney into the slammer with Duke Cunningham.  DeLay and his Abrhamoff cronies can’t even be bribed successfully — how could they possibly be expected to be anything but failures at governance? 
Until this story, my outrage of the day was at the Center for Disease Control in Atlanta.  The Atlanta Journal reported today that 161 out of 225 scientific posts overseas have gone unfilled for a year because the scientists who’ve been selected by CDC for their merit have been held up by the White House who can’t find the scientists who dispute Global Warming or think that abortion causes breast cancer to pass their litmus tests of politics over all.  The scandal at FDA over the Plan B pill.  The Supreme Court being forced to order the EPA to follow the law.  The new head of the Consumer Product Commission is a 14 year industry lobbyist who has consistently argued for deregulation and market forces for child hazard toys. 
Anyone with competence is there by mistake, it seems, or has been forced to slink away like Colin Powell for having competence and no fucking moral courage to resist Dick Cheney, the father of all lies.
Every time I think I have outrage fatigue, this administration  does something else to get my bowels in an uproar.
Torture!  How can this be a part of official American policy?  This is incredible on a global scale.  It is surely as bad for our foreign policy objectives as the Iraq war itself.
This “Long War”, this GWOT, a unilaterally announced World War III against just whoever we pick for any old trumped up reason, the arrogance of the idea of American hegemony and American exceptionalism.  It staggers the mind.  That we have allowed these monsters to LEGALLY snoop into our phone calls, credit card use, email, library use is the greatest failure of any American generation including the “Greatest Generation’s” internment of the Japanese. 

And speaking of libraries, nothing at all  is sacred to these power mad proponents of an Imperial Presidency — they even attack freedom at the most fundamental level by restricting what can and cannot be read in a public library…this alone is outrageous.
The rise of the Euro and Pound against the dollar is no fluke because the war spending is pure inflationary spending and these crazy bastards are turning us into what Warren Buffet’s partner has called a “hasbeen” country.  The curve is downhill from here, folks.  He headed to China saying that nation has a future as well as a past.
These fundamentalist theocrats bear too strong a resemblence to the Iranian and Saudi theocracies for my own tastes.  It’s an American fascist face on the Taliban. 
I think we should sentence W to go to Walter Reed and tell every wounded American: “Mission Accomplished” and “Bring it on”.  Hoo freakin’ rah!
Today, a line officer writing in the Armed Forces Journal charged the present general staff of the military with being second rate minds with third rate educations (almost none of them speak a second language, for example) and a general lack of ability in fundamental leadership skills.  Quoting Clauswitz all  the way up to the latest counterinsurgency papers, the brave soul quite simply said everybody should have been at least as honest as Shinseki, even if they got fired, and that the bastards didn’t have the balls to tell Congress and the nation the truth.  Strong stuff.  I inferred he believes we are STILL not being told  the truth.
That fucks with my head.  Pisses me off royally.
Grrrrr.
I am going to completely hate it if Reid and Pelosi give in to the President’s veto threats. 
I have to go now.  I have a BB pistol and a lifesize photo of a certain person and I’m going to get out some of my frustration by aiming my BB pistol and firing at this effigy of a certain prominent someone.  Don’t get me wrong.  I’d prefer to get out my frustrations by joining the prosecution team at the War Crimes trial at the Hague and seeing certain someones imprisoned, perhaps on Elba, for the remainder of their lives.  It’s just not as satisfying a fantasy somehow.
   

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Hey, Blog girl! Yeah, YOU!

Hey, Ms. Flibberti-I’m-like-a-lot-of-other-chicks-but-mostly-I’m-just-ME-gibbit!. 

 Yeeaaahhh.

Ahm, darlin’,  I like to have a word wit youse, just in private and between youse ‘n’ I.

You don’t gets to bitch, moan, whine, whimper, weep and lash out about how terrible your romantic life is and then, all’a’once tells us that you have had a dozen dates in 12 weeks with cuddly, soul soothers, tall dark and handsomes and cute daddies.

Get it?

Irony is NOT fuckin’ dead.  It’s alive and well in the blogosphere.

You know how many women would give their mastectomies to have your dating prowess?

PLUS you gots girlfriends to roast the beefcake over wineglasses?

Sheeeeiiiittt, girlfriend.

and, besides that, you out ogling them pro athlete men butts.

G!

Get a grip!

You be fine and gots no place to stand and bitch.

From the perspective of those of us who have records of chastity rivaling monasteries and convents, seems like as long as you forget to tell ‘em “yo, dude, I like you”, your life will look  like you hang with Paris Hilton (don’t forget your panties when the photogs are watching you get out of the Hummer2, K?).  ‘Sides, what you worry?  Let ‘em slink away with the deep bench you playin’.

WTF, Girl.

Sheesh.

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What a lovely Monday!

spent some time this a.m. working on administrative stuff and a couple of hours this p.m. actually practicing a little law.

Took off from the office early and picked up my Left Coast sister and she and I took a tour that included Sauced!, some of the better thrift stores and a 1/2 order of Onion Rings at Johnnie’s on Britton Road.  Just like 35 years had never happened, we just sort of trucked around town like gasoline was still 4 gallons for about a dollar.

After we parted, I came home and fixed my own special treat dinner:  cornbread and beans with ham, cut spring onions, sliced tomatoes, a garden salad with vinegar and oil dressing and sweet iced tea.

I topped that off with a chocolate dessert and coffee with cream at Rococo’s, where the Monday night jazz jam had attracted a bevy of beautiful young women, none of whom heard a single word from my mouth because I kept to myself, enjoying the thrill of violating the law and sneaking a cigaret.  Shy and  Issei were as good as always and I narrowly missed hearing Holly do her thing.  I almost did not notice a certain brainstorming design artist with his sketchpad.

Somewhere in there, I sqeezed in a little schmooze with MCARP, KelleyO, Andre and a certain beautiful foreigner who scooted out as soon as I arrived, all under a threatening sky out on the Paseo patios. 

I can’t think of many better ways to have an “ordinary” Monday and still have such a good time. 

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Everybody has one …

A pet peeve, that is.  If you want to share yours, or see what others find peevish, try

http://www.mypetpeeves.com/

it’s entertaining but aggravating because everybody’s pet peeve is also yours.  Sort of like hypochondria.  Bad drivers, elevator etiquitte, bad spelling, cell phones and their uses, it’s all there and it includes video pet peeves as well.

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Dropping the dime

Is it worth your time to stop and pick up a quarter?  How about a dollar?  Ten dollars?

For a whole lotsa folk, almost all of them Republicans and CEOs, it doesn’t pay to stop and pick up a $20 bill.

Here‘s a fascinating way to look at CEO salaries

 

Welcome home, sis

My California sister rolled into town with bag, baggage and family this weekend.  sure is good to see her.  she’s the sister that can’t help it, everything that comes out of her mouth tends to be funny.  It’s good to see her and I can’t wait for my turn at the stay up most of the night and tell lies slumber party that siblings have in my family.

I tried very hard to take Suzart’s money at the poker game last night.  I got some money from almost everyone else at the table, but I think so did Suz.  She won like 50 pots in a row at the end of the night to reverse her losses from early on.  Birthday luck.  The dinner and dessert was FABULOUS!  Thanks, KW, for being the hostess for this shindig.

Also want to send a shout-out to MCARP.  He’s right that a beautiful day on the patio at Sauced! with friends is a complete joy in itself and the proof was his companionship yesterday.  He bravely approached a woman with an enigmatic tee shirt when my own cowardice was in full force.  Turns out the enigmatic message was just that, a trivial piece of nonsense.  He still has reportorial instincts while mine are in remission.

While I love having the top down on the Midlife Chrysler, the wind and the fact of life for Spring are such that my allergies are killing me.  So, I’m going to do the sensible thing and vacuum and work in the yard.  If I’m found gasping for breath, please tell them it’s not a heart attack and don’t push one of those big needles into the center of my chest. (Remember that scene in Pulp Fiction at the drug dealer’s house?  YIKES!  Made my phobias go into hyperdrive.)

I received a nice message from the friendly folks at Social Security this weekend.  Dear Old Fart, it said, you can retire on $85 a month in just 12 years if you are a good boy.  Good luck with that.  Your friends at SS.  BookemDanO is my retirement advisor and if he doesn’t win the lottery powerball jackpot for us, I’ll have to work until I fall into my grave.  Unless The Gary is right and the Mayan world calendar will bring us all into the Age of Aquarius in 2012 and none of that crap matters.  I also have my Sizzling Supermodel with a PhD and zillions who inexplicably chooses to fall in love with me scenario.  I would be humbly OK with just an average multi-millionairess, though.

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Alberto, buy a clue!

Here’s a damn telling detail from the AP report about the Gonzales Judiciary Committee hearing:

Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (news, bio, voting record) was traveling, and a spokesman referred reporters to noncommittal comments the Kentucky lawmaker had made on April 1.

Sen. Mel Martinez (news, bio, voting record) of Florida, who doubles as the general chairman of the Republican Party, had no immediate reaction to Gonzales’ appearance.

Wow.  That’s damning.  Either they are wary because they got burned on Rummy or the AG is out out and out.  Like some White House wag said, seeing the C-Span coverage was “like watching baby seals be clubbed”.  Brutal. 

I feel like Madame LeFarge sitting at the side of the guillotine, waiting for the next batch of aristocrats to come to their bloody end.  And it feels GOOD.    Ahhhahhahahaha muwuahahahah   Awwwoooooollllllllll…  ahem.  Sorry for that.  Doing little schadenfreude dance here.  … ahem … sorry again.

IthinkIhearmymomcalling,gottago,bye.

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Happy Birthday, Suzart

The FBI raided still another congressman’s home, Renzi of Ariz., during the gonzo Gonzales hearings before the Senate Judiciary Committee.  The FBI is a little more careful about raiding the homes of sitting congressmen than they are your house or mine, you know.  Now, they’ve raided two GOP congressmen.  Do you think a Dept. of Justice filled with “loyal Bushies” does this just because they want to or because they just might turn up something good?  No.  They did this because they had no other choice. 

I’m no fan of Oklahoma’s U.S. Sen. Tom Coburn because he’s a nutball.  I gotta give him some “props”, though, for being man enough to hold his fire under press questioning and then telling Gonzales face to face to resign, to everyone’s amazement.  He made Lindsay Graham and Arlen Spector look like jerks for NOT doing the same thing.

Alberto (conveniently and rather ironically called “Fredo” by the president), meanwhile, says he prepared for a month for yesterday’s Senate hearing, but still said “I don’t recall” 50 times.  FIFTY TIMES!!!  The White House issued a statement that they were happy with his testimony.  WTF???

One of the most chilling bits of “news” to come out of the Senate hearings is that the Bush White House has something like 40 operatives who were given information by some 30 Dept. of Justice employees about criminal proceedings and other matters.  During the Clinton era, only four WH people were allowed to talk to 3 DOJ higherups about anything.  This is incredible to me as a lawyer because it’s so completely at odds with the idea of prosecutorial independence from political considerations.  It’s dangerous, every bit as dangerous to our democratic principles as the suspension of Habeas Corpus and wiretaps without judicial oversight. 

Gonzales testified repeatedly that “nothing improper” was done in the firings of 8 U.S. attorneys, but we must remember that this is the lawyer that believes in torture and the Nixonian idea that the “inherent” powers of the presidency are such that if the president does it, it is therefore legal.  Here, since the U.S. attorneys serve “at the pleasure” of the president, he can fire them for any reason he wants and it’s proper, even if his reasons strike at the foundations of liberty. 

There is no question in my mind that this is the most dangerous, incompetent and arrogant presidency to ever occupy 1600 Pennsylvania and there is no question in my mind that this is a failed presidency and likely the worst ever in our history.  Since that includes Buchanan, the gay president who ushered in the Civil War, that’s quite a failure.

Suz, I’m gonna take your money at the poker game, just to celebrate your birthday.
 

Future News

So you think you’re having a bad day?

How’d you like to be Karl Rove and/or the White House press office?

The FBI announced a documents raid Friday on the home of Calif. GOP congressman John Doolittle (on the 65th anniversary of the Doolittle — no relation — raid on Tokyo in WWII) looking for evidence connecting him and his wife to uberlobbyist Jack Abrahmoffl.

Meanwhile, AG Al Gonzo Gonzalez is heading up to The Hill for his newest dose of humiliation and exposure.

Maybe gun control and abortion will take center stage instead for today’s news cycles, but the corruption and partisan gaming of the system is a story with legs that will go on for two more years.

And, say goodbye to Gonzo.  He’s toast.  Wolfowitz at World Bank is toast.  Doolittle is toast.  But the Supreme Court is a lifetime.  Fuckers.