Comments on: Dear Raven http://www.johnrlong.com/2007/05/21/dear-raven/ I just blather on and on about stuff that interests me, mostly politics and sex and sometimes movies and art. Thu, 04 Feb 2010 05:32:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: mary http://www.johnrlong.com/2007/05/21/dear-raven/comment-page-1/#comment-3175 mary Tue, 22 May 2007 13:42:37 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2007/05/21/dear-raven/#comment-3175 He didn't say "old horny woman", he said "horny woman". Give Sinatra a kiss for me, Big Brother. He's the coolest guy in town! He didn’t say “old horny woman”, he said “horny woman”.

Give Sinatra a kiss for me, Big Brother. He’s the coolest guy in town!

]]> By: raven http://www.johnrlong.com/2007/05/21/dear-raven/comment-page-1/#comment-3162 raven Mon, 21 May 2007 18:05:43 +0000 http://www.johnrlong.com/2007/05/21/dear-raven/#comment-3162 Dear Sinatra, Well now I understand why you called me Robin! And even though I'm sad you think I'm a horny old woman, I've been called worse. I told raven not to describe me like she did! The truth is, like many are wont to do on the internet, I sent you my best pic--actually it was my baby pic. I'm not that young anymore...or that skinny. In fact, since I got "fixed" my belly practically drags on the ground and I when I lay down, I look like a big butterball turkey ready to go in the oven. Some kind of "fix", huh?! My rotten step-sister is the pretty one. She doesn't have any hair either, but she does have a pretty paint-brush tail. But I shouldn't say anymore about her lest you ask to see HER pic. AND, as a matter of fact, I have my OWN human man, thank you very much! He's wonderful--he just made me a screened in porch, so now I can get REALLY close to the birdies at their feeders and chatter away at them. Maybe if you ask your John, he'll make you one too. I understand he's pretty handy around the house. Anyway, I guess I'll just add "horny old woman" to my list of derogatory names....along with "chihuahua", a "titty-kitty" (cuz they kinda sag too, especially when I'm trying to sit up pretty) and even Westika who thinks I look a big ol' sausage calls me "Bologney"! Actually, it's GREAT to be a cat, cuz I don't reeaally care about all that, as I only understand and speak in onomatopoeic. Meow, ravenscat p.s. you could show me your pic too, if you want :) Dear Sinatra,
Well now I understand why you called me Robin! And even though I’m sad you think I’m a horny old woman, I’ve been called worse. I told raven not to describe me like she did! The truth is, like many are wont to do on the internet, I sent you my best pic–actually it was my baby pic. I’m not that young anymore…or that skinny. In fact, since I got “fixed” my belly practically drags on the ground and I when I lay down, I look like a big butterball turkey ready to go in the oven. Some kind of “fix”, huh?! My rotten step-sister is the pretty one. She doesn’t have any hair either, but she does have a pretty paint-brush tail. But I shouldn’t say anymore about her lest you ask to see HER pic. AND, as a matter of fact, I have my OWN human man, thank you very much! He’s wonderful–he just made me a screened in porch, so now I can get REALLY close to the birdies at their feeders and chatter away at them. Maybe if you ask your John, he’ll make you one too. I understand he’s pretty handy around the house. Anyway, I guess I’ll just add “horny old woman” to my list of derogatory names….along with “chihuahua”, a “titty-kitty” (cuz they kinda sag too, especially when I’m trying to sit up pretty) and even Westika who thinks I look a big ol’ sausage calls me “Bologney”! Actually, it’s GREAT to be a cat, cuz I don’t reeaally care about all that, as I only understand and speak in onomatopoeic.
Meow,
ravenscat
p.s. you could show me your pic too, if you want :)

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