eye c u twitchn n tha woody/spikey/tall thing outside.
u chase each otha cuz u wants me to b chazn you.
u taunt me.
now tuxedo is here, not as good a cat as me, n he gets the fun.
eye will register an official protest with Godjhon.
jhon sez tuxedo, the pine, the squirrels and ME(?) are all one thing.
2 him, maybe.
not to the Imperium ex Sinatra, scourge of small fluttery things and killer of furry things.
I know jhon just doesn’t want to open the door.
I will register another official complaint about the imperfection of the universe jhon created.
His Imperial Highness, Sinatra I.
Deer Sinatra,
U cn cum to r hows and play on r bak prch. Wee hav lots of fun things to katch, lke lezirds and rowchs. Wee al so gt to se duks and skirls a long wth things that hav wngs hoo fli n the ski. sumtimes the duks walk rite n frunt of us!!!!
Yur Cusins,
Caleb and Sophie