This post updated with a post script early Saturday morning.
I think about politics and enjoy it and write about it. I can’t say I’m all that serious about it, it just seems so in comparison to other people.
So, I’m watching the little fire I have in the living room and listening to Il Travatore (I wish I was making that up) and I’m thinking about some poll results I found curious. It’s a factoid. One poll that was “crosstabbed” (had subset info so you could see if the support of a candidate was male/female, age, race, economic class, etc.) caught my attention. It indicated that immediately following the Dem debate in So. Carolina, there was a jump with Obama losing points, almost all of which were picked up by Edwards. In fact, Edwards is now close enough to just maybe jump Hillary for 2d (if we believe these New Hampshire-esque polls with so many undecideds. Right, folks?)
Anyway, I wondered what happened in the debate that would move just one demographic — older, white, Southern male Democrats — so far so fast and so emphatically in one direction. I was mulling over the theories, including statistical “noise”.
Then, I had a horrible thought.
P.T. Barnum once said that you will never go broke underestimating the tastes of the American public.
What, I thought, awestruck, if Edwards is getting the shallow pretty vote?
What, I thought, horrified, if there were a Mitt Romney with the perfect amount of gray right at the temples, the corporate muckety muck, and John “$400 Haircut” trial lawyer big business baiting populist Edwards in the fall? What if THOSE two were the nominees?
Redistribution of the wealth versus “Greed is Good!”.
From such damn telegenic, pretty faces.
Not purists like Kucinich versus Ron Paul, a deathmatch between also-rans. But pretty pure social welfare state versus corporate welfare state.
And rock star good looks. I mean, really. Both those guys come out of central casting. It’s like West Wing with live bullets and no stuntmen.
And you’ve got that “Father Knows Best” on CBS and “Days of Our Lives” on ABC kind of personal soap opera thing going on with their families as a subtext.
It’s boffo television at its finest.
Just in time for the Fall Season of new shows!
It’s the perfect antidote for all those people who can’t concentrate on Tiger Woods because there’s so much crazy crap about gender and race going on in the kitchen. Two white guys, reasonably interesting argument and we can kick the rest of that crap on down the road for someone else to figure out. I’m too busy being pissed off at the economy and being sick of Bush. That’s the best I got and all I want to think about.
If it’s Obama-McCain, we have a campaign about the war.
If it’s Hillary-Guiliani, we got a subway series of New York nasty.
But, Romney-Edwards is a straight up show down about the economy.
On another, related, note… The blogosphere is wild west blazing guns right now. The Obama and Hillary people don’t seem to like each other very much. Every single one of Ron Paul’s supporters must blog, every single one of them. They are everywhere and very committed. And annoying as hell. Over on the other side of the aisle, they can’t seem to settle just who hates Hillary the most and the Bible verses do fly. Ann Coulter said McCain is like Bob Dole, minus the charm, conservatism and youth. OUCH.
Well, I think I’m onto something. Don’t pick a candidate: pick a match-up. That’s the ticket!
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Post Script: Only a month ago, the headlines asked if Barak Obama was black “enough”. Am I the only one that remembers this? Today, in South Carolina, the media looks at his heavy black backing in the polls and marginalizes him as a “black” candidate. WTF? I predict another tight grouping of the three Dems, as in Iowa, the narrow 1/3 of the vote for each making it fun to try to guess the order they will end up. If, as I guess, Edwards is leaking off white voters from both Clinton and Obama, and Obama has undermined Sen. Clinton’s black support, the N.Y. Sen. could well end up in 3d, although she will pull Obama down from 40+% to the mid 30s and get close enough for all three spots to be in play and if Mark Penn and Bill are good enough, might still pull out a win. In N.H., the polls pretty much nailed Obama and Edwards and under-reported her support and they are volitile enough for that to happen again. I likely won’t know until Sunday morning and the results are like a Christmas present that has been sitting under the tree for weeks. I can’t wait to open my browser and unwrap it.