Monthly Archives: May 2009

May 17, 2009 updated!

Posted on 5/17/2009 by laocoon

UPDATE! Many of you know my friend, Rush Riddle. He’s FAMOUS. In all those years, I’ve been to one May Day party, back in 88, I think, and the parties are famous and rightly so. Ellis Island, wow. I didn’t … Continue reading →

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May 16, 2009

Posted on 5/16/2009 by laocoon

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May 15, 2009

Posted on 5/15/2009 by laocoon

Thank God It’s Friday! I am exhausted. Utterly spent. I’ve alternately cringed from my calamitous past and braced for the inevitable catastrophic future to the point I’m “glowing” from the effort. I give up, Lord. Uncle. You win. I think … Continue reading →

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May 13, 2009

Posted on 5/13/2009 by laocoon

If you dump a girlfriend, you’ve burned your bridges with one woman, but if you get married, you’ve burned your bridges with 3.5 billion women. Not that I am ever going to have a chance with Ilsa, the billionaire supermodel … Continue reading →

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May 10, 2009

Posted on 5/10/2009 by laocoon

happy mother’s day from SNL!

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